Everything about raising kids is expensive. Sending free e-cards is a great way to save some extra cash until your kid is old enough to get their own job.

Congrats on it
Are you having any more?
Until morning drop-off starts
Just kidding, I don't really care
The struggle is real
Don't forget your husband
Tell your friends goodbye
Neat trick
That should be fun
But I can't...
You can't deny the convenience
You're never sleeping in again...
Sometimes Netflix > Sex